Grace­ful is not a word you would use to describe me.  You prob­a­bly wouldn’t use dex­ter­ous, coör­di­nated or ath­letic either.
Last night I walked into a door.  Flat faced, had to check if I had a bloody nose, into a door.  It wasn’t the first time…I was the unfor­tu­nate recip­i­ent of the nick-name “Tyson” (as in […]

I felt very grown up when I went to watch New Moon tonight.  It’s very pos­si­ble I was the old­est per­son there, there­fore I MUST have been the most mature…
Then again I was also the only one cel­e­brat­ing with the Super Duper Hugo Pop­corn and Soda pack.
Even that may have been $15.00 well spent but the […]

I had every inten­tion of writ­ing in blogs tonight.
Now it’s 8:53 and my yawns are mak­ing my eyes water and the pages blur…
I think it would be best to leave it alone for tonight if for no other rea­son than to avoid embar­ras­ing spelling errors or accid­netly post on the wrong blog…
And I have a paper cut…
And I […]

It’s one of those days where the mood is off.  Well, maybe not the mood, maybe just my mood.  I guess I’m com­ing down from the week­end away.  That and get­ting CRAPPY sleep last night.  Kind of has me in this, not sure what to do with myself sort of mood.  Last night I was […]

Babies have the power to con­trol time.  They can stop it, stretch it, speed it up, slow it down.  It’s really quite astound­ing. 
I’m pretty sure it begins with birth.  In my expe­ri­ence, labor was fif­teen min­utes of hell.  Every­one else around said it was a good two hours.  That is a good time control, […]

Insom­nia is a spe­cial kind of hell for me.  Espe­cially lately.  It doesn’t hap­pen often, but nights where I can’t get to sleep suck…hard.  Last night was one such night.  I had already stayed up too late.  Any­thing after mid­night is just silly for me dur­ing the week…I might as well just hit myself in […]