From Gullible Info :
“Errant cham­pagne corks kill more than two dozen peo­ple every year. One third of fatal cham­pagne acci­dents occur at wed­dings.”
This is why there was no cham­pagne at our wed­ding… just beer.  No one ever dies from freak keg acci­dents…
So that’s my post for the night. 

I’m try­ing to write about this and keep it halfway PG.  But I have no other words for fuck­ers like this guy.  I believe that there are Repub­li­cans out there that aren’t big­ots, and to them I say, guys like this are your prob­lem.  You seri­ously want a racist ass­hole like this to be the […]

I should have caught this first.…I’m SOOOOOO EXCITED.….I could EXPLODE!

I’ve been eat­ing better…well less at least.  I’ve been drink­ing water (not beer).  I’ve been get­ting more exer­cise, feel­ing smaller, feel­ing more fit, and dare I say like I have been look­ing bet­ter.  So when I get some boots that don’t fit my calves what do i do?  I don’t say “damn it, boots never […]

Just walk­ing into an art school last night gave me belly flops.  I went to col­lege with an art school, but not an ART art school, not a school just for art.  And that was like a mil­lion years ago!  Then we went into the sup­ply cel­lar, which imme­di­ately gave me the “damn I’m so […]

Warn­ing:  The fol­low­ing post men­tions boobs…and the fact that boobs are food for babies.  If this offends or freaks you out, well, grow up a lit­tle but feel free to visit the archives for some­thing a lit­tle less boob related.
For the past month or so I have been hop­ing, wish­ing, plead­ing, for Ijah to eat […]

Proof that the Swiss are odd, Elec­tronic music is odder…and that there is a real need for the ASPCA and orga­ni­za­tions like it…people are weird…

You know that scene in “Back To The Future” where Dr. Brown is try­ing to hook up the mul­ti­ple exten­sion cords from the clock tower to the car, and he keeps pulling and pulling until it lets go and he has to run back and forth plug­ging the thing in before finally being elec­tro­cuted…
That was […]

So…as much as I totally dig myself i couldn’t really han­dle all of my faces star­ing at me…so until I write some­thing of worth here’s a lit­tle filler…
Sher­man and I were talk­ing this morn­ing, well dis­cussing in firm tones, the pos­si­bil­ity of vam­pire babies.  I had mis­tak­enly said vam­pire baby when I meant to say […]

She said I could donate it to Locks of Love if we took off ten inches or more…why not
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